Anyone out there know who Barbara is? No I thought not. You see I think Barbara is a 'made up'
person invented to completely test my sanity and rational thought. It has been said that (allegedly)
Barbara comes to college every Monday. This is so not true. I have been for the last 2 weeks and Barbara has not. "where's this so called Barbara?" I suggest mockingly. Oh and how the students protest; "But there is a Barbara" they wail, "She comes on a Monday" they insist. "She's a fabulous sewer!" they cry "and yes you have met her" they lie. I can't take it anymore and I am requesting help from blogger readers - who knows, maybe Babs is one of them. If you think you know who Barbara is and she matches the following descriptions, please let me know:
- She has curly wurly hair
- She is afraid of many other humans
- She rarely goes out (Well, she can't make it to bloody college can she!)
- She sews like a sewing wizard and then she sews some more
- She can never be found on a Friday morning ( or Monday....)
- She teaches to the little people
- She is from another town (probably Brigadoon)
So help me God, let me put an end to the mystery that is 'BARBARA'